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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.3 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:20:57 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/"><rss:title>The Clayton Morris Blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description>This is place where I share my thoughts, news updates, and crazy stories that float through my world.</rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2009-11-29T19:20:57Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.8.3 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/28/best-gadgets-for-kids-and-teens.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/27/is-there-anything-wrong-with-this-russian-wedding-dress-they.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/the-new-business-model-of-news-talk-by-jeff-jarvis.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/does-your-golf-swing-look-like-this-well-now-its-illegal-in.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/macys-thanksgiving-day-parade.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/25/the-future-of-laptops.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/24/central-park-at-dusk-with-my-iphone-camera.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/unpacking-day-8.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/meet-the-hottest-toy-of-year.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/22/running-the-camera-during-todays-fox-and-friends.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/28/best-gadgets-for-kids-and-teens.html"><rss:title>Best Gadgets for Kids and Teens</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/28/best-gadgets-for-kids-and-teens.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-28T20:25:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://video.foxnews.com/embed.js?id=12026833&w=400&h=249"></script><noscript>Watch the latest business video at <a href="http://video.foxbusiness.com/">FOXBusiness.com</a></noscript></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/27/is-there-anything-wrong-with-this-russian-wedding-dress-they.html"><rss:title>Is there anything wrong with this Russian wedding dress? They make a lovely pair.</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/27/is-there-anything-wrong-with-this-russian-wedding-dress-they.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-27T18:25:16Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01530/bride_1530986c.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1259346421408" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Why even bother with those arm warmers?</p>
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<p>Originally posted on&nbsp;<a href="http://wedinator.com/">Wedinator</a>&nbsp;a site dedicated to showcasing wedding photo disasters from around the world, the image has now been reposted on hundreds of blogs across the web.</p>
<p>The unnamed woman, believed to be Russian, is shown getting out of a limousine wearing a white dress, the top half of which consists of two small, strategically positioned semicircles over a dramatic embonpoint.</p>
<p>Predictably the internet&rsquo;s fashion commentators have not been uniformly complimentary. One, the author of a blog post called &ldquo;The Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses&rdquo;, describes it as &ldquo;the equivalent of the groom wearing a codpiece&rdquo;.</p>
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<div>read the full post <a href="http://www.buzzmachine.com/2009/11/21/new-business-models-for-news-talk/">here</a>.</div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/does-your-golf-swing-look-like-this-well-now-its-illegal-in.html"><rss:title>Does your golf swing look like this? Well now it's illegal in Canada.</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/does-your-golf-swing-look-like-this-well-now-its-illegal-in.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-26T23:58:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wguFY0DDoAU&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wguFY0DDoAU&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
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<p><a href="http://features.csmonitor.com/globalnews/2009/11/24/canadian-judge-rules-happy-gilmore-golf-shot-illegal/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">A Canadian judge has ruled</span></a>&nbsp;the &ldquo;Happy Gilmore&rdquo; golf swing has &ldquo;breached the standard of care owed to other players on the course.&rdquo;</p>
<p>What?!</p>
<p>Justice Arthur J. LeBlanc, in his decision, went on to trash an admittedly nontraditional but heretofore legal swing, that&rsquo;s been a comic staple since it was made famous by the 1996 Adam Sandler film. In fact, an episode of Sport Science recently tested the effectiveness of it (see video clip below).</p>
<p>&ldquo;I am convinced that the &ldquo;Happy Gilmore&rdquo; shot,&rdquo; wrote Judge Le Blanc in his decision, &ldquo;would have been less controllable than a normal tee shot, both because it involved a run-up to the ball (rather than an aimed shot from a stationary position) and because the defendant had been drinking throughout the day.&rdquo;</p>
<p>Let&rsquo;s put aside for a moment the question of whether the Supreme Court of Nova Scotia is qualified to rule on the quality of a golf swing. We need to take a closer look at the facts of the case.</p>
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</blockquote>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/macys-thanksgiving-day-parade.html"><rss:title>Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/26/macys-thanksgiving-day-parade.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-26T17:37:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Vintage movie maker app iphone</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I shot this on my way home from work using my iPhone and then edited it using the new Vintage Movie Maker app.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yfTyBsf7vH0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yfTyBsf7vH0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>And this was the original in color.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6_c0EjpPNuE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6_c0EjpPNuE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/25/the-future-of-laptops.html"><rss:title>The future of laptops?</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/25/the-future-of-laptops.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-25T14:30:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7H0K1k54t6A&rel=0&border=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7H0K1k54t6A&rel=0&border=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="349"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/24/central-park-at-dusk-with-my-iphone-camera.html"><rss:title>Central Park at dusk with my iPhone camera</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/24/central-park-at-dusk-with-my-iphone-camera.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-24T21:54:11Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="iphone-image" src="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/resource/iphone-20091124165411-1.jpg?fileId=4871839" alt="" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/unpacking-day-8.html"><rss:title>Unpacking Day 8</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/unpacking-day-8.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-23T21:06:50Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class='iphone-image' src='http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/resource/iphone-20091123160650-1.jpg?fileId=4857884'/></p><p>Almost done. </p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/meet-the-hottest-toy-of-year.html"><rss:title>Meet the hottest toy of year</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/23/meet-the-hottest-toy-of-year.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-23T17:17:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/21/business/21toys.html"><img src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/11/21/business/21toys_CA0/popup.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1258996665206" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>
<p>Move over Elmo, this year's hottest toy is a toy hamster.</p>
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<p>The hottest toy this holiday season is not a ticklish red monster. It&rsquo;s a fake hamster.</p>
<p>Known as Zhu Zhu Pets, the artificial rodents have some advantages over the real thing. They do not stink, chew electric wires, or run around their cages making noise at night. In fact, they do not need cages.</p>
<p>Children are delighted at how they coo and scoot about unpredictably. Parents are delighted not to have to clean up after them. And at $7.99 each, the hamsters are<a title="More articles about the recession." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/r/recession_and_depression/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier">recession</a>-friendly.</p>
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<p>With any toy like this there's one simple problem: &nbsp;Good luck finding one. &nbsp;They're nearly sold out everywhere.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/22/running-the-camera-during-todays-fox-and-friends.html"><rss:title>Running the camera during today's Fox and Friends</rss:title><rss:link>http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/blog/2009/11/22/running-the-camera-during-todays-fox-and-friends.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Clayton Morris</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-11-22T14:15:38Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class='iphone-image' src='http://claytonmorris.squarespace.com/resource/iphone-20091122091538-1.jpg?fileId=4843808'/></p><p></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>